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Oh man my stache folks. I just got done shooting my new movie, "Surprise of the Stache Cowboys III: Spur of the Moment." Which stars my two good friends and fellow superstar actors Patrick Swayze and Pamela Anderson. I don't want to spoil it but let's just say my stache and Pat's hair get into a lil tango. I'm currently smoking a cuban cigar and sipping some crystal (not my style but Pam got it for me and I can't turn down that super babe), while getting my stache painted by the reknowned Enrico Donati that will go up in the foyer of my luxurious italian villa that overlooks the mediterranean.
Finally, I am starting up a contest for all my fans. You all have 3 months to grow the most lofty stache you are capable of. After the time is up, take a picture of it and send it to my fanclub HQ and I will go through them all. The first one to inspire me to write a poem about my entire life wins a weekend with me in my extravagantly opulent 250ft luxury yacht where we will travel from the Atlantic all the was to the Pacific while I offer my wisdom of the stache and all it's intricacies.

Good luck to all my fans,
-- keep your stache dreams near to your heart --

--Tom Selleck

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Aug. 5, 2007 | 3:31 PM Slightly-Crazy-Dude says:

Is this the movie Chuck Norris was supposed to star in,but he caught a glimpse of your stache and tried to kill himself?

Aug. 6, 2007 | 2:32 PM TVs-Tom-Selleck responds:

Chuck Norris once tried to grow a stache to rival mine one time. let's just say he needed a psychiatrist for the next 6 months. He still isn't off the meds.

Aug. 8, 2007 | 7:42 PM Tibu14 says:

Your not the Real Tom Selleck -- Faker

Aug. 19, 2007 | 12:11 PM TVs-Tom-Selleck responds:

Ask your mother about the magic moustache ride of 79' sometime. You'll be singing a new tune then.

Aug. 19, 2007 | 8:18 AM Rucklo says:

OMFG IT'S TOM SELLECK OMFG I LOVE YOU MAN WOOOW!!!!11

Aug. 19, 2007 | 12:09 PM TVs-Tom-Selleck responds:

My new fan Rucklo, stache factor will be yours eventually if you keep that kind of attitude up. Be on the lookout for my new movie, "My Gangsta Boo Got Feelings Too III: Cry For a Thug"

-stache status happens one comb at a time-

-- tom selleck

Updated: Aug. 19, 2007, 12:09 PM

Sep. 13, 2007 | 11:40 AM Rucklo says:

Ne.... new fan??

Man, i've been stalking your BBS posting since about two years back or so.

I'm so sad you never spotted me, oh teh pain, it hurts... :'(

I still <3 you TomSelleck, I still love you... :'(

Sep. 14, 2007 | 7:37 PM TVs-Tom-Selleck responds:

Oh man my stache, I just got back from shooting my new movie, "Stash the Stache III: Combin Atcha" Don't worry old fan, If your stachitude proves true and pure. it'll be like we've known eachother since the beginning.

--stache factor is the true measure of a man--

-- Tom Selleck

Updated: Sep. 14, 2007, 7:40 PM

Sep. 23, 2007 | 1:18 PM smicothegreat says:

pico is way cooler!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMICO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 28, 2007 | 7:13 PM die606 says:

HEHHEHEHHEHEHEHE YOU LOSE STUPID FOOL

Dec. 3, 2007 | 4:38 PM InductiveLogic says:

Love your work, man. Don't change for anyone.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 4:16 PM AllReligiousDrunk says:

Did you know that there are already over 200 religions in Africa, South America and East Asia based on your particular stache? The numbers from Europe and North America are however, very big and have not yet been properly counted as they steadily growing by every day.

Dec. 21, 2007 | 7:47 PM GhandenHanden says:

Your moustache is what finally convinced me to become a doctor.

I'd like to thank you for that.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 5:04 PM Rucklo says:

Hello, Tom Selleck! I'm just popping by your page here on Newgrouds to make sure everything is OK and so!
Love ya
- Rucklo, your mammoth fan.

P.S. I TOO HAVE A STACHE, IT IS NOT AS BIG AS YOURS, BUT I DO HAVE A BEARD.
P.P.S WHERE DID OYU GET THAT WATCH FROM? IT'S STYLISH AND MATCH YOUR STACHE EXCELLENT!

Apr. 26, 2008 | 5:07 PM Jamie says:

Hey hey hey! Glad to hear you're doing a movie with Swayze!

Maybe we can chill again in Nevada?

May. 1, 2008 | 12:28 PM fallensoul289 says:

omg i loved you in magnum pi and your tv of the week movies

Jun. 28, 2008 | 8:34 PM lilcheeselad says:

WHY, HALLO THAR.

Aug. 6, 2008 | 11:12 PM fucking666killelmo says:

BEST. MUSTACHE. EVAR.

Mar. 22, 2009 | 6:21 PM Roland7749 says:

My stache is way better then you peachfuzz man, seriously heard all this stuff about your stache it its badbadbadbadbad. Mines better.

Apr. 3, 2009 | 6:07 PM Rucklo says: